A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid Fuckin Questions很多人问我他妈的愚蠢问题A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records很多人认为我说的都是记录Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life或者我谈论的记录，我真的在现实生活中去做Or That I Believe In It或者，我相信它Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That或者，如果我说我想杀某人Im Actually Gonna Do It我真的会做的Or That I Believe In It或者，我相信它Well Shit If You Believe That欧 妈的 如果你相信Then Ill Kill You那我就杀了你You Know Why你知道为什么Cuz Im A因为我是一个Criminal犯罪Criminal犯罪You God Damn Right你有该死的权利Im A Criminal我是个罪犯Yeah Im A Criminal我是一个罪犯Eminem阿姆My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge我的话就像有锯齿状边缘的匕首Thatll Stab You In The Head那会刺伤你的头Whether Youre A Fag Or Lez无论你是男同或女同Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest或雌雄同体或是变态异装癖Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answers Yes裤子或裙子恨同性恋 答案是肯定的Homophobic Nah Youre Just Heterophobic你只是有异性恐惧症的同性恋啊Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh凝视我的牛仔裤看我的生殖器勃起涨大哦Thats My Motherfuckin Balls Youd Better Let Go Of Em那是我他妈的球，你最好放开他们They Belong In My Scrotum Youll Never Get Hold Of Em他们属于我的阴囊 你永远不能握住他们Hey Its Me Versace嘿我的范思哲 ps服装品牌Whoops Somebody Shot Me哎呀我艹 有人向我开枪啊And I Was Just Checkin The Mail我刚刚签入的邮件Get It Checkin The male得到登记签到的这男人How Many Records You Expectin To Sell有多少记录你期待出售After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail在你的第二个有限合伙人送你直接入狱后Cmon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men来吧 放松吧男同 我喜欢的男同Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men对啊 肯请给我一个3A级的男人 阿门Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus请求你主耶稣 这个男孩需要你Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons治愈这个孩子，帮我们摧毁这些恶魔Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car哦，请给我一个全新的车And A Prostitute While My Wifes Sick In The Hospital还给我一个妓女 在我的妻子生病住院的时候Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher牧师牧师 五年级的老师You Cant Reach Me My Mom Cant Neither你不能找到我 我妈也不能You Cant Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause你不能教我一个该死的事的原因I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable我看电视和康卡斯特有线And You Aint Able To Stop These Thoughts你是不是能够阻止这些思想You Cant Stop Me From Toppin These Charts你不能阻止我托平这些图表And You Cant Stop Me From Droppin Each March你不能阻止我和每个月的速度With A Brand New Cd For These Fuckin Retards一个新的CD阻碍这些他妈的品牌Duhhh And To Think Its Just Little ，废话 只能认为那是小时候的我Mr Dont Give A Fuck Still Wont Leave你不能他妈的还不会离开Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x合唱阿姆重复2次Im A Criminal我是个罪犯Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime因为我每次写些韵律 这些人认为是犯罪To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal告诉他们是什么在我的心里 我想我是一个罪犯But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird但我不想说一句话 我只是想干翻他们这鸟人And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One继续吧，我从没有把从谁哪里带走狗屎垃圾Im A Criminal我是个罪犯Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime因为我每次写韵绿这些人认为是犯罪To Tell Em Whats On My Mind I Guess Im A Criminal告诉他们是什么在我的心里 我想我是一个罪犯But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird但我不想说一句话 我只是想干翻他们这鸟人And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One和继续，我从没有把从谁哪里带走狗屎垃圾Eminem阿姆My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed我母亲做的药物白酒类香烟焦油和速度The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed宝宝长出来真难看的韧带It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She她的长大 这是一种疯狂Dont Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me你敢取笑，宝贝，宝贝，是我Im A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed我是一个动物被关在笼子里的人变成了疯狂的犯罪But How The Fuck You Sposed To Grow Up When You Werent Raised但你他妈的怎么打算长大后干什么了So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller所以当我老了，我得到了很多很高My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger我的迪克收缩较小但我的球变得更大I Drink Malt Liquor To Fuck You Up Quicker我喝麦芽白酒干翻你更快Than Youd Wanna Fuck Me Up For Sayin The Word比你想他妈的给我说的话更快My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral我的道德想用拇指去艹总统的口腔Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk性爱就在他的椭圆形办公室在书桌上Off Of His Own Employee胯下是自己的员工Now Dont Ignore Me You Wont Avoid Me现在，不要忽略你惯于避开我You Cant Miss Me Im White Blonde Haired你说我白白肤金发碧眼的想念我And My Nose Is Pointy我的鼻子尖Im The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die我是坏家伙取笑人死In Plane Crashes And Laughs在飞机失事和大笑As Long As It Aint Happened To Him只要它是发生在他身上Slim Shady Im As CrazySlim Shady我疯了
